muhresamcflurry:

I just want to talk to you, is that too much to ask for?

  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
I need this on my wall.
  • Me: Breathe if you find me attractive.
  • Entire human race: *dies from lack of oxygen*
Everyone else that you invited gets to sit in your row.

If you think this is about you, it is.